4 - Ode to Kelly Richardson

Ladies and gentlemen we're here today
to send Kelly Richardson on her merry way.
But before she goes there's a wee tale to tell
then we can all party and wish her well.

You've worked for RALSU for over 12 years
five of which were here in MS,
your departure will make all your friends sad
and cause MS Branch lots of stress!

Not only have you worked very hard in MS
you've helped many others in the HQ
running CDC courses and giving advice
without you what will we all do?

As if that's not enough, if we need some advice
on new recipes or exotic food,
you know exactly what to suggest
to make us feel healthy and good.

A lover of nature and animals
and dog listener extraordinaire.
You've helped many folk to understand dogs
and shown them how much you care.

You're doing a Masters in Philosophy
and work hard to complete essays on time
There's not a lot more I can say about this
as I can't find the words that might rhyme

You used to be fond of a glass of red wine
- remember the last Christmas do?
When you got home it was hard work for Fred
you spent most of the night on the loo!

So now you're off to the Canadian wilds
exploring in your canoe.
You could meet some bears and eat fresh wild fish
and might even spot a gnu!

So good luck to you Kelly, Fred and Tala
from your friends her in JHQ.
We hope that you all have a wonderful time
but you know that we will all miss you.

by Debbie McEwan (an absolute genius at this sort of thing!)